I’m here today to warn you all of a serious worldwide problem. We’ve got an epidemic on our hands, friends, and it’s supermodels, other people who think they’re important, and celebs that think their BLEEP don’t stink.
You see what I did there? I censored this. I have the mouth of a sailor and I guess since this is my space I should just let it fly, but for all intents and purposes I’ll monitor how much swearing goes on around here for all the kids that might be reading. The real issue with that is the parents who might be letting their children on the internet unattended reading blogs…but I digress. That’s another issue for another day.
I’d like to introduce you to
my BFF Chrissy Teigen. Known to most as a beautiful model who has represented brands like Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret PINK.
She’s beautiful, no doubt. But she’s a real person, too, and as she admits (hilariously) through her Twitter feed–life is only what you make of it. Seriously, go follow her here, she’s hysterical. If you need more incentive, which you shouldn’t, she tweets photos like these below to accompany her text. Pure comedy, friends.
|Playing with hair extensions and scarfing ribs…a girl after my own heart!|
Non-stop laughs. I’ll even throw in a moderate warning about her topics, but everything is fair game. Periods, drinking, politics–nothing is off the table. Chrissy even calls out the Twitter haters, which is hands-down the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. So, if you’re one of those kids who’s parents let them run free on blogs unattended..I recommend you NOT follow her on Twitter. Wait a sec, if you have a Twitter…your parents really need to get a hold on you…
Needless to say, she isn’t your stereotypical model. Thus, not falling into the aforementioned category of people starting the stink-less shit movement. I admire that and think we need more role models like it–thoughts?
Oh hell, one more just for good measure. Chrissy and fiance, John Legend.
And an excerpt from her equally charming blog, SoDelushious.com:
“Sometimes I dunno what else to say other than “shit’s delicious”. It just is. And EASY as pie. Except why do people say that? I find pie impossible. Do they mean pi? Pi is easy I guess if you’re saying just knowing that number is easy but not really if you don’t know where it came from or why it exists. Maybe it’s phi? Maybe people in Phi sororities or fraternities are known to be easy? These are all college experiences I missed. Anyhow. Moving on.”