thank you jesus…I am ready to party

Is it me or did this week drag it’s dirty grimy feet and make you want to spit in it’s face by Tuesday? Okay, maybe that’s just me and it’s probably only 9am where you are, but it’s entirely likely I’m already drinking.

This is going to be one of those blog posts that really talks about nothing except random tidbits, so if this is the point where we have to part ways until next week, Adios.

If you’re still reading, I’m glad you stuck around. Here’s the rundown.

1. I’ve been super inspired to eat healthier and take care of my body. I’ve done part of this by starting to run every single day. This means that my shins want to fall off my body and my hips are wondering what in the actual hell is going on. See: HI ALEVE! I WANT TO TAKE YOU ALL DAY LONG. See also: I want nothing more than to complain endlessly about these things to anyone who will listen.
HI EVERYONE!

2. Judy has been a full-fledged terror. I think that getting a puppy is a little bit like having a baby in that–the women who have had babies never tell the pregnant women ALL the gory details because they don’t want them to jump ship–not like they really have a choice at that point–but you see what I’m saying. I have had puppies before. I have had chocolate Labs before. But Judy typically beats all I’ve ever seen. Just a small snapshot of the past week:
4:00am and we’re outside. I have literally just gotten out of bed so I have on no bra and no sort of people friendly outfit. I think I only had one eye open at this point, but that one eye was enough to see Judy take a giant poo in our neighbor’s yard just as he was coming outside to leave for work. Better yet, she then proceeded to go jump on him (while leashed), pulling me forward and making my unharnessed chest do crazy things in a shelf bra tank top. GOOD MORNING,TO YOU, TOO.

3. I am loving this post by Melanie on the military just being a singular part of her life, not running her life. I actually read it twice and I’m now obsessed with her…and her leg workout routine.

4.  Dane went to Target and purchased this ladder for our living room and 9 out of 10 times I’m in there, I can’t stop staring at it. It was like that final addition to our house that I never knew I needed until I came home from work and it was there. Now I want one for every room.

I think that’s just about everything, but in the off chance you want to follow along with me this weekend, join me on Instagram where the filter is always just right 😉