I did a post like this a little while ago and it was pretty well received, so I figured I would throw another one out there to, you know, make everyone feel better about themselves. Nothin’ wrong with that, right?!
|It WILL make you feel better to know that every Christmas morning, I put the bow from my mom’s gift on my head and wear it like a weird headband/tiara.|
It might make you feel better to know…
I’ve worn the same pair of yoga pants for a week without washing them, changing only when I go to the gym. After my shower, those suckers have gone right back on. Saving on laundry, ya feel me?
When I don’t feel like making dinner, my ultimate go-to is pizza. I am not ashamed to admit this is usually 2 or more times per week.
I can’t shop at a single grocery store and get everything I need. I go to Costco for meat, the regular grocery store for canned goods, dairy items and frozen food, the commissary (military grocer) for gluten free items and the farmer’s market for produce. It’s insane and I drive myself nuts, but I have convinced myself that it is the only way. I know, it’s weird.
I love my dog to death, but dealing with her allergies has made me an absolute stressed out nightmare the past few weeks. In fact, I leave the house for several hours at a time so I don’t have to listen to her scratch.
I am incapable of painting my nails, walking into Target without rationalizing a purchase and going a day without eating something sweet.
I am THAT PERSON who turns around and looks when kids scream on planes and in restaurants. It’s apparently a natural reflex for me, because even when I try to consciously tell myself not to, I still do it. Yes they’re kids, I totally get it. But it doesn’t mean I like that noise and I’m sure even as their parent, you don’t either.
I don’t keep up with pop culture or radio hits. I NEVER know what is current and my friends regularly make fun of me for it.
Putting makeup on happens AT MOST 1 time per week. I think my skin is thankful for this!
In an effort to save time vacuuming, I currently have a white sheet covering my couch. In my mind, it’s easier to wash a sheet than it is to vacuum a couch. #classy Don’t worry, when people come over, I take the
cover sheet off and BOOM! Fresh, dog hair-free sofa.
Alrighty friends, that is enough of that for one day. So tell me, what might make ME feel better?