I Really Need To Know…

….How the heck is it already the middle of February?! I mean seriously people..I cannot get past it. That really isn’t part of this post, but I really need to know how time is moving so quickly. 

There have been too many times in the past week/month that I’m left completely baffled by certain things. Tell me I’m not alone here…

So, I really need to know…

…when people are going to stop asking me about having a baby. I mean, honestly, do you just want to know about my sex life? Do you not care about all the other amazing things that are happening in my day-to-day? You just love babies? I’m at a loss here for how or when this became acceptable.

…how glitter infiltrates everything. I can just LOOK at it on a store shelf and suddenly I’m finding it on my carpet at home.

…if it’s possible to remove all the pretty white living room furniture from the inter webs. Been there, done that. I am convinced anyone who has white couches doesn’t actually sit on them or use them, but it doesn’t stop me from missing ours!

…why some people feel the need to have an opinion on everything. Be nice or go away.

…if I’m the only one lusting over EVERY. SINGLE. THING. from Nordstrom recently? It’s like their store planners speak my love language. I can’t even walk in that place without wanting the $700 cocktail dress on display for the 0 cocktail parties I’m planning to go to. #shameless

…what the big deal is about Nike FlyKnits? I’ve had mine for  two months and hate them, which is a real kick in the ass considering they were over $100!!

Okay, so tell me…what baffles YOU? I need some laughs, so send them my way!