Happy Monday!
Unless of course you’re Steve Harvey. Then you might be wondering if any day will be happy ever again.
In case you missed Miss Universe last night and haven’t glanced at any social media yet today…let me fill you in.
That’s right, he gave the crown to the wrong person, then took it back,
proved he wasn’t pulling any funny business by waving around the white
card & said an awkward goodbye before the camera panned away.
Don’t worry, Steve, we all make mistakes. Here are 5 people having a worse Monday than you.
1. Princesses Beatrice and Eugene
You will never be Harry and Wills. And the two of you don’t hold a
candle to George & Charlotte after the debut of the family’s 2015
Christmas card.
2. James Cromwell
Known to many for his roles on American Horror Story and in Green Mile, James Cromwell is now a 75 year-old with a record. Arrested over the weekend in upstate New York for disorderly conduct, Cromwell was protesting a community power plant.
3. Hollywood Arclight Theaters
Star Wars fanatics crammed the theater Friday night for what was
supposed to be the premiere of the much-anticipated film. Unfortunately,
halfway through the movie, the film skipped and jumped ahead multiple
scenes, revealing important details and skipping crucial scenes. Woops!
4. Kardashian Waist Trainers
Have you seen the never ending tweets, Instagrams and Facebook updates
about these things? I’m convinced those trainers never get a break and
eventually they’ll just have them surgically attached to their bodies.
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5. Miranda Lambert
If I see one more photo of Gwen and Blake getting intimate in public, I
might vomit, so I can only imagine how Miranda is feeling these days.
Recent photos of the new couple show them getting cozy for Christmas and meeting each other’s parents…and
oh…I just cannot..
If I see one more photo of Gwen and Blake getting intimate in public, I
might vomit, so I can only imagine how Miranda is feeling these days.
Recent photos of the new couple show them getting cozy for Christmas and meeting each other’s parents…and
oh…I just cannot..
So Steve, if you’re reading…life could be worse. Far worse (try not to choke thinking about how sweaty those waist trainers are at this point..)
Pour some Bailey’s in your coffee and take this week by storm!