In love with the show Ted Lasso? Me too. Here are 48 of the best Ted Lasso quotes if you need a little inspiration.
I don’t know about anyone else, but I am SO ready for season three of Ted Lasso. The feel-good sentiment of this breakout AppleTV sensation took me by total surprise. I still remember Dane asking me if I wanted to watch a show about soccer. I was like ummm…sure? Ted’s glass-half-full mentality would probably drive me a little nuts in real life, but there’s something so endearing about his character, I can’t help but smile. If you’re looking for a little inspiration, here are the best Ted Lasso quotes.
48 Best Ted Lasso Quotes
“It may not work out how you think it will or how you hope it does. But believe me, it will all work out.”
“You’re not abandoning me. You’re following your heart.”
“We don’t not care. We care very much. We care about who you are and what you must’ve been going through. And from now on you don’t have to go through it all by yourself.”
“You need to stop letting yesterday get in the way of today.”
“I hope either all, or none of us are judged by the actions of our weakest moments, but rather by the strength we show when and if we are ever given a second chance.”
“I know why I came; it is the sticking around I’m trying to figure out.”
“Crying is the best, isn’t it? It’s like an orgasm with a song.”
“Overwhelming is the confusion I feel when someone so intelligent-looking asks a stupid question.”
“Tried something new. It didn’t work. Big whoop.”
“Hallmark movies are films that feature women from the big city falling in love with their childhood crushes. It’s usually some fella that owns a Christmas tree farm. Sometimes, he’s also Santa Claus or a prince. They suck, but they’re great. But they also mostly suck. But they’re also kinda great. They’re good with the sound off.”
“You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It’s a goldfish. You know why? It’s got a 10-second memory.”
“If God would have wanted games to end in a tie, she wouldn’t have invented numbers.”
“If we see each other in our dreams, let’s goof around a little bit, pretend like we don’t know each other.”
“Isn’t the idea of ‘never give up’ one of them things we always talk about in sports? And shouldn’t that apply to people too?”
“A palace made out of crystal seems mighty fragile to me.”
“If that’s a joke, I love it. If not, can’t wait to unpack that with you later.”
“It’s just a group of people who care, Roy. Not unlike folks at a hip-hop concert whose hands are not in the air.”
“I feel like we fell out of the lucky tree and hit every branch on the way down, ended up in a pool of cash and Sour Patch Kids.”
“She’s got some fences, alright, but you just gotta hop over ’em.”
“I have a really tricky time hearing folks that don’t believe in themselves.”
“I think one of the neatest things about being a coach is the connection you get to make with your players. That’s a loss that hits me a lot harder and is gonna stay with me a lot longer than anything that happens while playing a game on a patch of grass.”
“Pressure makes pearls, right?”
“All people are different people.”
“You know my philosophy when it comes to cats, babies, and apologies. You gotta let them come to you.”
“Taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse, isn’t it? If you’re comfortable while you’re doing it, you’re probably doing it wrong.”
“For me, success is not about the wins and losses. It’s about helping these young fellas be the best versions of themselves on and off the field.”
“All right, fellas, you gotta remember, your body is like day-old rice. If it ain’t warmed up properly, something real bad could happen.”
“If the Internet has taught us anything, it’s that sometimes it’s easier to speak our minds anonymously.”
“I’ve never met someone who doesn’t eat sugar. Only heard about ’em, and they all live in this godless place called Santa Monica.”
“Boy, I love meeting people’s moms. It’s like reading an instruction manual as to why they’re nuts.”
“There’s two buttons I never like to hit: that’s panic and snooze.”
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Motivational Ted Lasso Quotes
“It’s funny to think about the things in your life that can make you cry just knowing that they existed, can then become the same thing that make you cry knowing that they’re now gone.”
“Ice cream is the best. It’s kinda like seeing Billy Joel perform live. Never disappoints.”
“This is a sad moment right here. For all of us. And there ain’t nothing I can say, standing in front of you right now, that can take that away. But please do me this favor, will you? Lift your heads up and look around this locker room. Yeah? Look at everybody else in here. And I want you to be grateful that you’re going through this sad moment with all these other folks. Because I promise you, there is something worse out there than being sad, and that is being alone and being sad. Ain’t nobody in this room alone. Let’s be sad now. Let’s be sad together. And then we can be a gosh-darn goldfish. Onward. Forward.”
“Divorce is hard. It doesn’t matter if you’re the one leaving or if…you’re the one who got left. It makes folks do crazy things.”
“I always thought tea was going to taste like hot brown water. And do you know what? I was right.”
“I believe in Communism. Rom-communism, that is. If Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan can go through some heartfelt struggles and still end up happy, then so can we.”
“I want you to know, I value each of your opinions, even when you’re wrong.”
“So I’ve been hearing this phrase y’all got over here that I ain’t too crazy about. ‘It’s the hope that kills you.’ Y’all know that? I disagree, you know. I think it’s the lack of hope that comes and gets you. See, I believe in hope. I believe in belief.”
“Doing the right thing is never the wrong thing.”
“If you care about someone, and you got a little love in your heart, there ain’t nothing you can’t get through together.”
“As the man once said, the harder you work, the luckier you get.”
“Guys have underestimated me my entire life. And for years, I never understood why. It used to really bother me. But then one day, I was driving my little boy to school, and I saw this quote by Walt Whitman, and it was painted on the wall there. It said, ‘Be curious, not judgmental.’ I like that.”
“That’s the funny thing about coincidences, ain’t it? Sometimes they just happen.”
“I think that’s what it’s all about. Embracing change.”
“Believing that things can get better, that I will get better, that we will get better. To believe in yourself, to believe in one another. That’s fundamental to being alive.”
“I don’t like gossip, but my butt don’t mind a little scuttle.”
“I’m a work in prog-mess.”
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