The Things She Says

I’m going to give you the snap, crackle, pop on the keeper of le blog and tell you what she really says…

This isn’t MTV True Life, it’s my life…

“Does soy milk come from cows?” Why sure Kait, I bet it comes from that cow that jumped over the moon. 

“Does Anne Frank have any living relatives?” Who are you?
Who asks that kind of stuff? Google it! I’m sure Google will tell you.
I’ve been in the Anne Frank house three times in my life, and I’m an
avid history buff, mostly about military history and things of that
sort. This chick on the other hand, gets cracking at the mere mention of the
Holocaust and the trials and tribulations during that unfortunate time. 

“Can I write the Pope a letter?” Sure, send it along with your letter to Santa Claus.

And my all-time favorite…”My farts do not smell!”
Okay, yeah right. As she says, “I love you.” No, that’s not going to
make the stench any better in my Jeep as we are coming back from date
night. 

One of Gridiron’s biggest fans Floyd Sarah suggested that I post
some really fabulous photographs of my future bride. 

Cha-ching, here you guys go. I hope you don’t have anything in your mouth (I’m talking about food…this is a family blog) and don’t pee your pants. 

Ciao sexy ladies. Deuces